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هل تريد التفاعل مع هذه المساهمة؟ كل ما عليك هو إنشاء حساب جديد ببضع خطوات أو تسجيل الدخول للمتابعة.
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أهلا و سهلا بك {زهرة النرجس } يسعدنا تواجدك معنا ونتمنى لك قضاء اوقات سعيدة ...رمضان كريم


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    زهرة النرجس
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    تاريخ التسجيل : 04/07/2009
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    مُساهمة من طرف زهرة النرجس الجمعة أكتوبر 02, 2009 6:43 am

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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACH ER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Millie....... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher




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    شرآيكم في أجوبتهم .!.


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